Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... Heroes in a Hard Shell --- TURTLE POWER!

Cowabunga!!


Yeah. Love that jingle. Love the cartoon too!!! Out of the 4 turtles, I liked Michelangelo best. His weapon, the Nunchaku... ok not very good (but Raphael's daggers are worse)... but he's the most fun one lah. His favorite line is, "Are you kidding??? Pizza!!". Mikey lightens things up among the 4 turtles, and always has a cheeky line to add to any serious conversation. No it's not my aspiration to be him, but well every group of people would benefit from having someone like him around!

Master Splinter was a hell of a... slow dude. Ok fine he seems pretty smart and all, but does he have to wear that bathing robe everywhere he goes? He (or It) was originally a man called Hamato Yoshi. Whole day whole night say need to meditate... and forever talking in some cheem roundabout circle that I bet the turtles actually don't understand but all just nod their heads. Ok I obviously have something against rats.

April O Neil the reporter. The za bor of the show.... even in this kind of cartoon they have to add a girl. She has to be saved by the turtles again and again and again, and she never learns her lesson about how NOT to get into trouble. I think she should have got together with Casey Jones, the "a-bit-scary" guy who uses sports accessories as weapons. Golf Clubs, hockey sticks etc.

Foot soldiers!!! Every superhero show has a bunch of these idiots. Like power rangers got the grey puttys or nuttys or dunno what. The things I cannot stand about them is they are so... unquestioning. They do anything Shredder tells them to do.... plus they wear until so covered up, how to fight?? At least take off the hood or something maybe they can see their enemy better.

Ok shall leave you with the song...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power!

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip!)
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - get a grip!)
When the evil Shredder attacks
These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack!

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!