Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Jasmin's edict : I hereby proclaim that my headquarters have been moved from *infrontofthecomputerscreen* to *adeskwithnocomputerscreen*. This will facilitate the absorption of knowledge regarding Japanese historical events into the sleeping cerebral brain cells in a location unknown to me. Since there is no available information that will help me to awaken my dormant brain cells, I will rely on the theory of diffusion that is supposed to carry substances down a concentration gradient. There is no doubt that the stack of paper in front of me signifies the region of high concentration.

An additional note: In light of the fact that 24 hours tomorrow is not sufficient for my survival, I hereby order the answers for BE 350 hmwork 3 and 4 to be transferred into my brain cells by the time I awaken from my slumber tomorrow morning.

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